iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
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"I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you."

—Jennifer Lawrence on her nude picture leak (Vanity Fair)

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shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

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Demi Lovato for Seventeen Magazine.

<3

posted 3 months ago with 11 notes
#demi lovato #edits #demi lovato edits

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!!

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Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.

image

I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.

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Lea Michele for Seventeen Magazine

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happpily:

MY MAD FAT DIARY: A Masterpost

Set in Stamford, Lincolnshire in 1996, My Mad Fat Diary follows the story of 16-year-old, 231 pound girl, Rae, who has just left a psychiatric hospital, where she has spent four months. She begins to reconnect with her best friend, Chloe, who is unaware of Rae’s mental health and body image problems, believing she was in France for the past four months. Rae attempts to keep this information from her while also trying to impress Chloe’s friends Izzy, Archie, Chop and Finn.

Series One

Series Two

UPDATED AS OF 25/02/14

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allthatextrastuff:

30 Rock gets me.

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acquiescently:

if ever this show decides to go for season 6, each episode should just show how A or/and the other members did each thing to make the four main girls’ lives miserable…starting from season 1. 

like, the very first thing i wanna know is who estimated the timing, the aim, and the wind velocity of that ‘ding dong the bitch is dead’ paper to tumble exactly at the girls’ feet? Is -A a mythological god?

WE WANT ANSWERS, MARLENE.

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city-bright:

chrismessinafuckableleans:

fuckable butt grab lean

NOPE. CAN’T DEAL. JUST LOOK AT THEM ALL IN LOVE AND WHAT HAVE YOU.

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